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Aug. 10th, 2010 08:05 pmSo I've never done a meme before but I felt like I might as well, I've nothing else to do. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lalalive23 asked me all of these. Love her so <3
1. You can only choose one part of Matt's body to love. Which part do you love? Why?
Damn you Kathryn Nasto. Uhmm...Well. I love his hands. I love his neck. I love his collarbones. And his jaw. And his hips. Those are my favorite bits of him. Also the best bits. How I choose one out of those five, I don't know. I guess if I had to narrow it down it'd be the hands and the neck. Necks don't really do much. Just sit there and look pretty. So I guess I'd have to choose his hands. Besides, there's two of them, so ha. AND they can do shit. So yeah, Matt's hands. Because they're slender and long and pretty and talented.
2. You have to have a kid or you die. Which do you choose? Why?
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You know I hate kids. With a fiery passion of a thousand supernovas. Or like, a thousand clones of Antares. That's a lot of fucking passion. Uhm. To be honest, I believe in reincarnation, so if I die, I'll become like, a bamf. Or a slave. But. I'm positive so I think I'll be a bamf. So. I'd die. Because I can't stand the idea of having some thing coming out of my promised land or stomach. That shit ain't kosher. And why the glorious HELL would I want to raise a minion? I have to deal with my 2 year old niece. That's shite enough. I'd rather die. Because I hate children enough to die and maybe reincarnate into a slave.
3. What was the funniest thing you have ever seen/heard?
Hmm. Well. In complete honesty, the funniest things I've seen/heard have all happened in the last year. The FUNNIEST thing I've seen as of late was my sister attempting to dance to Undisclosed Desires while driving 50 mph. She trying to act sexy or something but failed terribly. I think she even tried to purr, but it came out as a growl. Bless her. I laughed till I had tears running down my face. And the expressions on the people passing by as they saw my sister stroking her driving wheel and me rocking back and forth like an epileptic seizuring didn't help either.
Something else would be a few nights ago when Kat, Kat L and I had a Boat binge till 4am. Fucking magical, that night, and the following two were.
Funniest thing I've heard recently would be Kat attempting to speak Swedish, and then talking about Power Rangers in a Slavic accent. I fell out of my chair many times from laughing so hard. Quite literally "rofl'd"
4. What's the best childhood memory you have?
UH. I seriously can't remember anything before about 7th grade. Which was a whopping 2 years ago. Kudos to me. Well. I remember random stuff. The rest I confuse with dreams. I guess....well I don't know. I guess last Easter. And my old dog that used to let me paint his nail and cut his hair and attack him with toilet paper. I honestly don't know. That's a bit sad, but yeah. OH. I KNOW. When I was about 6 or 7 I used to ride around on a stick pogo horse dressed in a toga at 5 in the morning while my grandfather tended to the garden and did his chores. I rode around in the mist from the water sprinkler and pretended I was magical or some shit. That's really the only memory I have. Well, that and my brother forcing me to watch him kill my character on Mortal Kombat, which is the reason I randomly yell FATALITY.
5. If you could never live in Italy, where would you go?
T_T T_T
That. Would. Be. Awful.
I guess I'd go to London. Or England in general. I'll always love Italy but England is love. Kind of tied with Italy actually. Or Atlantis, because I know that shit exists.
lalalive23 asked me all of these. Love her so <31. You can only choose one part of Matt's body to love. Which part do you love? Why?
Damn you Kathryn Nasto. Uhmm...Well. I love his hands. I love his neck. I love his collarbones. And his jaw. And his hips. Those are my favorite bits of him. Also the best bits. How I choose one out of those five, I don't know. I guess if I had to narrow it down it'd be the hands and the neck. Necks don't really do much. Just sit there and look pretty. So I guess I'd have to choose his hands. Besides, there's two of them, so ha. AND they can do shit. So yeah, Matt's hands. Because they're slender and long and pretty and talented.
2. You have to have a kid or you die. Which do you choose? Why?
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You know I hate kids. With a fiery passion of a thousand supernovas. Or like, a thousand clones of Antares. That's a lot of fucking passion. Uhm. To be honest, I believe in reincarnation, so if I die, I'll become like, a bamf. Or a slave. But. I'm positive so I think I'll be a bamf. So. I'd die. Because I can't stand the idea of having some thing coming out of my promised land or stomach. That shit ain't kosher. And why the glorious HELL would I want to raise a minion? I have to deal with my 2 year old niece. That's shite enough. I'd rather die. Because I hate children enough to die and maybe reincarnate into a slave.
3. What was the funniest thing you have ever seen/heard?
Hmm. Well. In complete honesty, the funniest things I've seen/heard have all happened in the last year. The FUNNIEST thing I've seen as of late was my sister attempting to dance to Undisclosed Desires while driving 50 mph. She trying to act sexy or something but failed terribly. I think she even tried to purr, but it came out as a growl. Bless her. I laughed till I had tears running down my face. And the expressions on the people passing by as they saw my sister stroking her driving wheel and me rocking back and forth like an epileptic seizuring didn't help either.
Something else would be a few nights ago when Kat, Kat L and I had a Boat binge till 4am. Fucking magical, that night, and the following two were.
Funniest thing I've heard recently would be Kat attempting to speak Swedish, and then talking about Power Rangers in a Slavic accent. I fell out of my chair many times from laughing so hard. Quite literally "rofl'd"
4. What's the best childhood memory you have?
UH. I seriously can't remember anything before about 7th grade. Which was a whopping 2 years ago. Kudos to me. Well. I remember random stuff. The rest I confuse with dreams. I guess....well I don't know. I guess last Easter. And my old dog that used to let me paint his nail and cut his hair and attack him with toilet paper. I honestly don't know. That's a bit sad, but yeah. OH. I KNOW. When I was about 6 or 7 I used to ride around on a stick pogo horse dressed in a toga at 5 in the morning while my grandfather tended to the garden and did his chores. I rode around in the mist from the water sprinkler and pretended I was magical or some shit. That's really the only memory I have. Well, that and my brother forcing me to watch him kill my character on Mortal Kombat, which is the reason I randomly yell FATALITY.
5. If you could never live in Italy, where would you go?
T_T T_T
That. Would. Be. Awful.
I guess I'd go to London. Or England in general. I'll always love Italy but England is love. Kind of tied with Italy actually. Or Atlantis, because I know that shit exists.
